Deborah Read |
Benjamin Franklin was born on January 17,
1706, in Boston in what was then known as the Massachusetts Bay Colony. The
family business was the making of soap and candles. His father, Josiah Franklin
was a strict disciplinarian, and a prolific maker of children. From wife number
one—Anne Child, seven children were born. From wife number two—Abiah Folger,
ten children were born. Of the seventeen children, Benjamin Franklin was the
fifteenth. With so many mouths to feed, it was not surprising that Josiah would
expect his son to earn his keep even at the age of ten.
Ben Franklin |
Josiah: For this reason, which I’m sure
you are still too young to fully understand, I am removing you from school to learn
our trade.
Josiah: Why is it, son, that every time
we have a serious chat, I have the feeling you are finding humor in my words. I
don’t think you will have time to get sleepy dipping wax all day.
Benjamin: How dangerous can it be
sweeping the floor every two hours and wiping down the machines?
Deborah Read: (a young girl sees a
fully-grown teenager walking down the street with a loaf of bread under each
arm and a third in his mouth. She stifles a laugh and speaks) Hello there.
Franklin: Now tell me if you can. What
is making you laugh, my pretty?
Deborah Read: (continuing to giggle) You
are. Pray tell, are you running away from home?
Franklin: I’m not running; I’m stepping proudly.
In these bags are all that I possess in the world and I’ve moved to Philadelphia to
escape a brain-deadening apprenticeship at home.
Read: And where do you call home?
Franklin: Far to the north where most
summer plants cannot survive the cold of winter. My home used to be Boston. Now I'm a happy Philadelphian.
Read: I would guess from the ink that
you have not managed to clean from your hands that it has not been long that
you have been liberated from your printing chores.
Franklin: And you would be correct.
Those chores any monkey could learn. And now I’m free. I don’t mind print
setting as long as the words I set are my own.
Read:
I see. So you are a budding revolutionary who has recently gained his
independence.
Franklin: I wouldn’t expect a child to
understand.
Read: Me? A child? I’ll have you know
that I’ve already completed my fifteenth year! You can’t be much farther along.
Franklin: Men age differently. Each of
our years is stacked with much more life experience and enlightenment than the
female of the species.
Read: Yes, I know. The baker set out a
pan of rolls to cool outside and you saw your name on three of them. And what
might that name be Mr. Printer?
Franklin: I’m Ben Franklin. And who is it that has appointed herself my
interrogator?
Read: I’m Deborah Read with an “a”.
Franklin: So you write Read with an “a”
but does Deborah read?
Read: Oh dear, is that an example of
the brilliant quips you wish to preserve in print?
Franklin: (seeing he has met his match)
Haven’t slept well for a few nights. Running away from home requires constant
planning.
Deborah: Well as I live and breathe,
look what the cat dragged in. You certainly took your blessed time coming back
to America.
Ben: I can explain that. I needed to
wait for the letters of introduction to arrive so that I could purchase the
printing presses. While I waited, my money ran out so I had to procure
employment. The governor never sent me anything so I had to save enough money
for a return passage. And that’s just how it was.
Deborah: Don’t you worry your little
head. I’m happily married now so I don’t need to depend on the likes of you.
Ben: That’s not what I heard. I believe
that gambling Mr. Rogers used you for a fool and when there was no more money,
he just made himself scarce.
Deborah: He’s scarce because he’s dead!
Ben: I’ll bet you a sack of sweets
that you can’t prove that.
Deborah: Goodbye Mr. Franklin.
Ben: Now just wait. What happened to
that little girl that welcomed me to Philadelphia?
Deborah: She grew up and got married
and became a widow and got a lot of learning in the process.
Ben: Well I still want you to be my
wife. I don’t need a woman with a dowry. You can be a hard worker, I know. And
I can earn in the printing trade anytime and anywhere. Will you marry me
Deborah Read?
Deborah: Nobody is going to marry us in
an official way.
Ben: We’ll just get married in our own
way.
Well they did get married in their own way
and they worked hard to develop a business trade in printing.
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